Saturday 21 May 2011

Breaking News!!!

Okay, not quite, but I did a little digging and my so-called absolutely random as all get out NIGHT LIONS t-shirt as featured HERE is manufactured by a brand called Magick Outlaw, who seem to have the right idea when it comes to t-shirt ideas, in that they are COOL AS A COOL CUCUMBER. Check out their Etsy page!

I also stumbled upon this Japanese site where their Crystal Forest t-shirt has ENRAPTURED ME (on this, they day of the rapture, as I type there are four minutes left until the world ends!!!!!!!) Anyway, my Night Lions t-shirt is on that site, sold out, natch, and according to my conversion skills costs about £30?!?! Mine was £4, and for charity to boot! If the world does end in four minutes (three, now, actually) then I can rest easy knowing I did my part.

Wednesday 18 May 2011

IN SPACE, NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU PURR

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Third Space-Cat t-shirt discovered amongst wardrobe detritus! I exchanged monetary notes for this cloth edifice in ye olde London-towne many moons ago, which makes it sound all exotic, like, but I must bring it back down to earth slightly and add that I got it in Urban Outfitters. SHRUG.



The V-neck borders on indecency! Can I get a hell yeah? Check out the nebulaeic (it's a word) colours and retro-stylee print, I love this t-shirt so much I completely forgot all about it for like a year, hooray!




The eyes penetrate. The stars infiltrate. What lies within? What are the answers? Is that Whiskas?




There's even a pentagram-sorta-thing going on there. Which I approve of, naturally. It is, in my opinion, FAR OUT.

In other news, the plan to have this as a weekly blog has fallen by the wayside almost immediately after stating so, due to the fact I am a lazy, lazy person. Sorry about that :)

Wednesday 4 May 2011

RAGNAROK AND ROLL

In George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series- which if you know me but at all you'll refrain from mentioning unless you LIKE lengthy diatribes- instead of carrier pigeons or semaphore or throwing sticks at each other people use ravens to communicate (okay, so pretty much like carrier pigeons but nnghanyway.) These ravens can talk, too, like parrots mainly, words like corn and snow and cliffhangerrrrr. Like all the cool kids I added a bunch of Game of Thrones related feeds to my Twitter, whereupon I came across the term instant ravening. And now I know why I was indeed brought into this world; to appreciate those two words in the way only a sad, lonely nerd can.

WHAT THE HELL HAS ANY OF THIS CRAP GOT TO DO WITH T-SHIRTS?

Well, I have a t-shirt with a raven on it, smarty-pants! Thor's hammer amulet on the bottom right there, check it!



Eyeballs and skulls and a spear and an AXE and a wonderful raven (is it Huginn or Muninn? Know your Norse mythology, kids!), what more could a girl ask for, really? (Except for it to be in my size, for alas, they had sold out! And also it is a rather violent blue. I'm torn.)



'Sup dude?! You still got one eye left! No worries!


This guy has it; he's just chillin' with an eyeball, gettin' all starry-eyed on us. Coolest cat in Midgard, he is.

This t-shirt is best worn chillaxing in your chariot in the Valhalla car-park (you have to be 10,000 or over or omnipotent to enter, unfortunately.)

Note: Posts are going to be 'roughly' weekly from now on. And now that I've said that you can be sure to find that I forget to update it next week. The suspense.