RAGNAROK AND ROLL

In George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series- which if you know me but at all you'll refrain from mentioning unless you LIKE lengthy diatribes- instead of carrier pigeons or semaphore or throwing sticks at each other people use ravens to communicate (okay, so pretty much like carrier pigeons but nnghanyway.) These ravens can talk, too, like parrots mainly, words like corn and snow and cliffhangerrrrr. Like all the cool kids I added a bunch of Game of Thrones related feeds to my Twitter, whereupon I came across the term instant ravening. And now I know why I was indeed brought into this world; to appreciate those two words in the way only a sad, lonely nerd can.

WHAT THE HELL HAS ANY OF THIS CRAP GOT TO DO WITH T-SHIRTS?

Well, I have a t-shirt with a raven on it, smarty-pants! Thor's hammer amulet on the bottom right there, check it!

Eyeballs and skulls and a spear and an AXE and a wonderful raven (is it Huginn or Muninn? Know your Norse mythology, kids!), what more could a girl ask for, really? (Except for it to be in my size, for alas, they had sold out! And also it is a rather violent blue. I'm torn.)

'Sup dude?! You still got one eye left! No worries!

This guy has it; he's just chillin' with an eyeball, gettin' all starry-eyed on us. Coolest cat in Midgard, he is.

This t-shirt is best worn chillaxing in your chariot in the Valhalla car-park (you have to be 10,000 or over or omnipotent to enter, unfortunately.)

Note: Posts are going to be 'roughly' weekly from now on. And now that I've said that you can be sure to find that I forget to update it next week. The suspense.